Tuesday, November 11, 2008

(V.O) "Hey mack, stiggem up!"

[Ext. Midnight. Stockbroker Milton McBailout walks home in the dark.]
Milton:
"Okay, just lower the gun pal."

Milton:
"Listen man, the economy's sucking wind. I don't got much but whatever I have you can take."

Milton:
"I've got a wife! I've got a kid! I've got unpaid Blockbuster bills."

Milton:
"You can have everything I got! I'll leave you everything we've saved for the future, our sterling republic, and the American legacy! Just give me one mor-"


*BANG*



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Happy Tuesday, Suckers!

4 comments:

James said...

HOLY SHIT!!! That was great!!! I could definitely see that being animated!!!

ryan said...

that was awesome

Anonymous said...

I don't think you got enough attention for this post.

chrisallison said...

Thanks guys!